Tuesday, November 6, 2012


Take Down the Bird Feeder
        This analogy is absolutely right on, it tells it like it is!!!

I bought a bird feeder. I hung
It on my back porch and filled
It with seed. What a beauty of
A bird feeder it is, as I filled it
Lovingly with seed. Within a
Week we had hundreds of birds
Taking advantage of the
Continuous flow of free and
Easily accessible food.

But then the birds started

Building nests in the boards
Of the patio, above the table,
And next to the barbecue.

Then came the poop. It was

Everywhere: on the patio tile,
The chairs, the table.  Everywhere!

Then some of the birds
turned mean.

They would dive bomb me and try to
Peck me, even though I had  fed them
Out of my own  pocket.

And others birds were
Boisterous and loud. They
Sat on the feeder and
Squawked and screamed at 
All hours of the day and night 
And demanded that I fill it 
When it got low on food. 

After a while, I couldn't even 
Sit on my own back porch 
Anymore. So I took down the 
Bird feeder and in three days 
The birds were gone. I cleaned 
Up their mess and took down 
The nests they had built 
All over the patio. 

Soon, the back yard was like 
It used to be...Quiet, serene 
And no one demanding their 
Rights to a free meal.

Now let's see. 
Our government gives out 
Free food, subsidized housing, 
Free medical care, and free 
Education and allows anyone 
Born here to be an automatic 
Citizen. 

Then the illegal came by the 
Tens of thousands. Suddenly 
Our taxes went up to pay for 
Free services; small apartments
Are housing 5 families; you 
Have to wait 6 hours to be seen 
By an emergency room doctor; 
Your child's 2nd grade class is 
Behind other schools because 
Over half the class doesn't speak 
English. 

Corn Flakes now come in a 
Bilingual box; I have to 
'press one' to hear my bank 
Talk to me in English, and 
People waving flags other 
Than 'Old Glory' are 
Squawking and screaming 
In the streets, demanding 
More rights and free liberties. 

Just my opinion, but maybe 
it's time for the government 
To take down the bird 
Feeder. 

If you agree, pass it on; if not, 
Continue cleaning up the poop!

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Thought For The Day!


 #Thought For The Day!
If you made up your mind that you #cando something, you’re absolutely right – you can! 

Friday, March 23, 2012

Funny




 
A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, 'You have been a good cat all these years.
Anything you want is yours for the asking.'
The cat thought for a minute and then said,
'All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on.'
God said, 'Say no more.' Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.

A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to Heaven together. God met the mice at the gates with the same offer that He made to the cat.
The mice said, 'Well, we have had to run all of our lives: from cats, dogs, and even people with brooms! If we could just have some little roller skates, we would not have to run again.'
 God answered, 'It is done.' All the mice had beautiful little roller skates.

 
About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow.. God gently awakened the cat and asked, 'Is everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy?'

The cat replied, 'Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I have never been so happy in my life. The pillow is so fluffy, and those little Meals on Wheels you have been sending over are delicious!'
 

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Titty Tuesday !! YAY !!!

Well another day in the office. 
I hate the office! 
I hate my job !! 
UGGGHHHH !!

My Love To
Those Who
Make Me
Smile !!

Sunday, February 5, 2012

SUPER BOWL XLVI

Well the Super Bowl is now over and I am happy to report that I am happy with the winner!!! I know, I know some of you are disappointed and I feel for ya, but I am over joyed!!  One thing I will say, I am not very impressed with the commercials this year.  With the exception of a very few, like the godaddy.com commercials that I had to go check out on their web site, I was very unimpressed.  Even the Budweiser commercial which you can usually count on to be witty was very blah...  Can you all tell that I mainly watch the game for the commercials lol!!  OK OK enough bitching... I did love the half time show!!  I must admit that Madonna really pulled it off and I enjoy and sing along!!  Yes, the non talented singer Shelby had her own Karaoke style sing along with the ever talented Madonna.  I am pleased to say she did not once tell me to shut up lol!!  I hope everyone enjoyed the "Big Game", had tons of junk food, and sang like crazy with Madonna!!  Now I am off to grab a Coke and some queso, I'll eat some for you all too!!

Shelby!!
XOXOXO

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Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Super Bowl XLVI


Just thought this was a good picture to get pumped up!! For the big game coming up! I definitely will watch the game !!
Just to watch the COMMERCIALS !! LOL

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

I am just me..... and having fun with it!!

Last year was so full of surprises. Every thing from buying a new house to entering the cam modeling world. I would not change it for anything! For those of you who are just meeting me and for those still trying to get to know me I work full time as a book keeper / secretary by day and a hot (or so I like to think lol) cam girl on MFC by night!! I can be a little shy at times, but turn that camera on and get me going and I turn into one horny little vixen!! I love to have fun and meet new people so if you drop by to see me make sure you say hi and intoduce yourself. I try to keep it interesting and always fun... trust me you never know what the topic of conversation might be!! If you have any comments or questions or even an interesting topic you would like me to answer or give my opinion on dont hesitate to ask!! I am always up for new and interesting adventures :)

Love Always,
Shelby XOXOXO