Tuesday, November 6, 2012


Take Down the Bird Feeder
        This analogy is absolutely right on, it tells it like it is!!!

I bought a bird feeder. I hung
It on my back porch and filled
It with seed. What a beauty of
A bird feeder it is, as I filled it
Lovingly with seed. Within a
Week we had hundreds of birds
Taking advantage of the
Continuous flow of free and
Easily accessible food.

But then the birds started

Building nests in the boards
Of the patio, above the table,
And next to the barbecue.

Then came the poop. It was

Everywhere: on the patio tile,
The chairs, the table.  Everywhere!

Then some of the birds
turned mean.

They would dive bomb me and try to
Peck me, even though I had  fed them
Out of my own  pocket.

And others birds were
Boisterous and loud. They
Sat on the feeder and
Squawked and screamed at 
All hours of the day and night 
And demanded that I fill it 
When it got low on food. 

After a while, I couldn't even 
Sit on my own back porch 
Anymore. So I took down the 
Bird feeder and in three days 
The birds were gone. I cleaned 
Up their mess and took down 
The nests they had built 
All over the patio. 

Soon, the back yard was like 
It used to be...Quiet, serene 
And no one demanding their 
Rights to a free meal.

Now let's see. 
Our government gives out 
Free food, subsidized housing, 
Free medical care, and free 
Education and allows anyone 
Born here to be an automatic 
Citizen. 

Then the illegal came by the 
Tens of thousands. Suddenly 
Our taxes went up to pay for 
Free services; small apartments
Are housing 5 families; you 
Have to wait 6 hours to be seen 
By an emergency room doctor; 
Your child's 2nd grade class is 
Behind other schools because 
Over half the class doesn't speak 
English. 

Corn Flakes now come in a 
Bilingual box; I have to 
'press one' to hear my bank 
Talk to me in English, and 
People waving flags other 
Than 'Old Glory' are 
Squawking and screaming 
In the streets, demanding 
More rights and free liberties. 

Just my opinion, but maybe 
it's time for the government 
To take down the bird 
Feeder. 

If you agree, pass it on; if not, 
Continue cleaning up the poop!